There is a certain town in Oklahoma I’d like to discuss, but I won’t say exactly where for two reasons …
Poem: Feminine Mystique
Who can understand the mystery of my dearest Maria?
Poem: The Harvest
“…even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.”
Poem: 300 Pound Perspective
Why was everyone so grossed out on my way up and so complimentary on my way down?
Poem: The Chatty Man
For anyone who has ever found themselves marooned in a conversation.
Poem: The Plan
The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform (or not).
Poem: The Choice
There are two ways you can play this, and each says a lot about you.
Poem: How? Why?
To embrace the mystery is to embrace the pooch behind it.
Poem: The Greatest
Discover the greatest of the three.
Poem: The Speaker Man
The Speaker Man puff out his chest. His quotes are stock, all memorized.
Poem: The Prodigal Sun
Both sons and suns go away — and come back.
Poem: Mormonisms: A Testimony Meeting
If you’ve ever been, you’ll get it.
Poem: Trial by Ordeal
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Chart: People Who Can Dunk
A chart explaining the yap gap.
Poem: Bumper Sticker
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Chart: People Who Run Marathons
A chart explaining the intricate art of detecting the people who run marathons.
Poem: If Only...
I need my phone! I really, really need my phone!
Poem: Natural Man
I’m not afraid of hellfire anymore…
Chart: Men Who Wear Necklaces
A chart explaining the rules about men in necklaces and the sole exception to the rule.
Poem: Fart Doctor
Is there a doctor in the house? Because someone seems to be very ill.