I think most parents feel this way or maybe it’s just me?
All in Nonsense
Bits: Pooch Parts
Some people will tell you that a longer-than-normal church meeting is not necessary…
Bits: Bird
Some of my impressions are silly. This one is not. It’s delightful because it’s just really, really good.
Bits: Skeletor Gives a Courtesy Laugh
Can I do a regular Skeletor laugh? Yes, and I do it regularly. This takes the impression to the next level.
Travel Log: The Great Midwestern Road Trip #6
From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
Bits: Columbo Duck
After I got my very large duck impression down, I wanted to expand my range, so I added Columbo Duck.
Bits: The Big Bopper Drowning in Quicksand
I think about this every time I put on my headphones and speak into my mic. An audio-only impression.
Vignette: A Space Pleasantry
With apologies to Mr. Bowie, I present to you a space pleasantry.
Travel Log: The Great Midwestern Road Trip #5
From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
Poem: Losing Religion
We were late to church, which was my fault, but I didn’t know teen missionaries would be speaking, drawing a weird crowd, and that God would totally abandon us.
Bits: Very Large Duck
Out of a terrible tragedy sprung one of my all-time great impressions. Almost made the trip to the emergency room worth it.
Travel Log: The Great Midwestern Road Trip #4
From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
Poem: The Coach
Bless all the dad’s who coach teams so that others don’t have to. I hope those once-in-shape warriors find what they’re looking for.
Poem: The Cowboy & the Mountie (for Phil)
My friend told me the difference between the American (my word) or Yankee (his word) and the Canadian could be summed up by comparing the Cowboy and the Mountie. For Phil.
Poem: Regarding the 10:00 PM Flip Out
I thought the kid would feel embarrassed the next morning when he realized he was the inspiration for this poem. Instead was flattered and thanked me.
Travel Log: The Great Midwestern Road Trip #3
From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
Poem: It's Doing What Now?
I don’t know. A phrase was stuck in my head so I wrote a poem about it when I should’ve been helping in the church library.
Poem: Those Who Like Neil Diamond & Those Who Don't
They say there are two types of people in the world and never the twain shall meet.
Poem: Avid Indoorsman
With all due respect to Thoreau, Emerson, or any other weirdos lurking in the bushes …
Poem: The Tuesday Afternoon Shift
Hemingway isn’t the only one who can tell very short stories.