From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
All in Nonsense
Travel Log: The Great Midwestern Road Trip #1
From June 4th to June 13th my family piled into a rental car and drove through eleven states straight down the middle of the country. These are our tales.
Poem: This Guy
If you were there, then you’d understand this perfectly.
Vignette: Burying Bryton
“Seems like we were always burying Bryton. The problem was he wasn’t very dead and the earth was much, much smaller back then. If you buried him too deep …”
Poem: A Utah Father's Dilemma
How to celebrate the heroes who don’t wear capes? Or even shirts around the house?
Vignette: A Certain Town in Oklahoma
There is a certain town in Oklahoma I’d like to discuss, but I won’t say exactly where for two reasons …
Poem: Feminine Mystique
Who can understand the mystery of my dearest Maria?
Poem: 300 Pound Perspective
Why was everyone so grossed out on my way up and so complimentary on my way down?
Poem: The Plan
The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform (or not).
Poem: How? Why?
To embrace the mystery is to embrace the pooch behind it.
Poem: The Greatest
Discover the greatest of the three.
Poem: The Prodigal Sun
Both sons and suns go away — and come back.
Poem: Mormonisms: A Testimony Meeting
If you’ve ever been, you’ll get it.
Poem: Trial by Ordeal
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Chart: People Who Can Dunk
A chart explaining the yap gap.
Poem: Bumper Sticker
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Chart: People Who Run Marathons
A chart explaining the intricate art of detecting the people who run marathons.
Poem: If Only...
I need my phone! I really, really need my phone!
Chart: Men Who Wear Necklaces
A chart explaining the rules about men in necklaces and the sole exception to the rule.
Poem: Fart Doctor
Is there a doctor in the house? Because someone seems to be very ill.